Dane Cook is making his Broadway debut next year in a production of Neil LaBute’s dark comedy ‘Fat Pig.’ Ashton Kutcher had been in talks for the lead role but it fell through and now Cook will play the bachelor who falls in love with a plus-size girl and has to deal with his obnoxious pals. Jeremy Piven played the lead six years ago off-Broadway with Andrew McCarthy and Keri Russell co-starring. Besides Cook, Josh Hamilton is the only other co-star thus far. Dane also has a new comedy album hitting the streets Monday, November 22nd “I Did My Best Greatest Hits.” www.danecook.com