BP, go home. Watching the continuous footage from the British Petroleum Oil spill is so surreal, that you think you’re watching a Hollywood movie being made. Instead, its a real life nightmare unfolding in front of your very eyes. James Cameron had a meeting with Big Putz to discuss his underwater filming experience to see if he could offer any help, while Kevin Costner made a cameo appearance in front of Congress to discuss his Oil-Cleanup Machinery. If I didn’t know any better, I would think I was sitting in on the casting for next summer’s big blockbuster, “Disaster in the Gulf” starring Academy Award winner Kevin Costner and to be directed by Academy Award winner James Cameron. Apparently, the audition went well and Costner wooed them because his machinery, that separates oil from water, has been ordered by Big Putz and should be out on the water by the end of August. Leave it to Hollywood to save the day. BP, go home