Die-Hard fans and chicks everywhere should get a kick out of the sequel to “Sex and the City.” No, we are not talking Academy Awards Nominations or one of the best produced scripts of all time, we are talking pure and genuine entertainment. The ladies are up to all their individual shtick and naughtiness this time mostly in Abu Dhabi including all the clothes, shoes and accessories we all love to love so much. Do go see it and ignore all the die-hard critics who have mightily panned the heck out of it including the New York Post’ Kyle Smith.
SEX AND THE CITY 2, PURE ENTERTAINMENT!
BOX OFFICE BATTLE OF THE SEXES
Will more women flock to the movies this holiday weekend or more men? That is the million dollar Box Office question. Sarah Jessica Parker’s “Sex and the City 2” or Jake Gyllenhaal’s “The Prince of Persia?” Which will prevail most fruitful for the Hollywood bigwigs. I think Sarah has the advantage considering the female power of Kim, Kristin and Cynthia, against Jake, a newcomer to the big- budget, Bruckheimer action adventure genre, who is basically on his own. Movies based on video games are usually hit or miss and sequels are usually hit or miss. This is male fantasy verses female fantasy. The race is on but it looks like the chicks are going to dominate the Memorial Day Weekend Box Office. The Prince will not rule while sex will definitely seduce.
CRYSTAL GETS ROBBED ON AMERICAN IDOL
American Idol named a winner and it wasn’t Crystal “better than Lee” Bowersox. The people have spoken; Lee DeWyze has won American Idol season 9. They were neck and neck all season but the majority of the American Idol audience chose Lee. Lee’s voice is great but Crystal is the whole package, after she gets her teeth done of course. Hopefully, Crystal will follow in Adam Lambert’s high heeled shoes and become the star that she is waiting to be.
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ELLEN DEGENERES STARTS RECORD LABEL
Ellen Degeneres, who was inspired greatly by 12 – year old, You Tuber Greyson Chance, announced she is starting a record label called eleveneleven, and he is her first signing. This news contradicts with original reports that Interscope Records, home to Lady Gaga, had scooped up the almost teen sensation who has thus far managed to garner over 30 Million hits on You Tube. Who knows what went on behind closed doors, but what we do know is that this kid can sing. Looks like Ellen is following in the footsteps of Simon Cowell. In addition to TV Host and Producer, she can now add music executive and entrepreneur to her resume.
DESPERATE DC HOUSEWIFE
Congratulations are an order for Michaela Sahali, one –half of the White House gate- crashers. See, dreams do come true. All things point to Michaela becoming cast on the Real Housewives of DC. The Salahi’s, who appeared on the Today Show this week, spoke with Matt Lauer and acted coy when asked whether they have been cast in the upcoming Real Housewives of DC debuting in July on Bravo. The publicity obsessed twosome, Michaele and Tareq, who never met a camera they didn’t like, appeared confident and cool, the complete opposite from when they were shrinking violets testifying in front of Congress months back insisting they were invited guests to the Obama’s first White House dinner. “It’s been a series of misunderstandings over six months,” Michaele said. “Recently we saw Vice President Biden and President Obama speak at the correspondents’ dinner and joke about us. That’s why we decided to come today; we thought if they could joke about it, maybe it’s time everyone moved forward.” Ha, who’s laughing now?
LINDSAY, YOU’RE DISMISSED
Apparently Lindsay Lohan thought her mandatory court appearance was really an audition for the role of “sexy sultry receptionist with plunging neckline, “for the next X-rated Debbi Does Dallas installment. Lindsay, who bounced through the courtroom on her way to the defense table in order to face the judge, acted as if she could care less that she was in a courtroom fighting for her freedom. She rolled her eyes at least once looking annoyed that she had to be there in the first place, all the while putting on a, I’m too cool for school show for the cameras that she knew were rolling. I guess she figured it is LA so a camera is a camera. No nonsense Superior Court Judge Marsha Revel said “Everything Looks Fine,” and ordered Lindsay not to drink and to wear an ankle monitoring bracelet. She will also be randomly tested for drugs on a weekly basis and is scheduled to return to court in early July. Get it together girl, time is ticking.
CUOMO RUNNING FOR GOVERNOR
Following once again in the footsteps of his father Mario, the 52nd Governor of New York, State Attorney General Andrew Cuomo announced his 2nd run for Governor on Friday in a video posted to his campaign website before appearing in person and in front of supporters. Andrew, who is a passionate believer in what he’s doing and determined to get results, has been a forceful voice for change in New York. He said “To Put It Simply, New York State is in trouble,” referring to the troubled economy and hundreds of thousands of unemployed New Yorkers. In his website announcement video he states, “New York Doesn’t Work without honest effective government. I’m Andrew Cuomo, and I work for you.” He hopes to replace fellow Democrat David Patterson who bowed out of the race. Looks like Cuomo will face either Republican Rick Lazio or Democrat-turned Republican Steve Levy in November. Both candidates have already started the smear campaign. Let the mudslinging begin. Cuomo, who is divorced from Kerry Kennedy and has three daughters with her, has been dating Food Network star Sandra Lee. It’s amazing with all the sweets that Sandra bakes, that Andrew stays so dapper and fit. I guess it runs in the family since all the Cuomo men always look like they’re ready for a GQ photo shoot.
JESSE JAMES CYCLES TO NIGHTLINE
In a bid to recover any last piece of dignity he may still have after screwing over America’s sweetheart Sandra Bullock, pariah Jesse James talks to Vicky Mabry on Nightline tomorrow night. He intends to show the world that yes, he cheated on his wife but no he’s not a bad guy. He says he knew what he was doing was wrong and he wanted to get caught but he still really cares about her and loves her a lot. I say instead of trying to polish his tarnished reputation he should stick to polishing his choppers. And Jesse, you’re not the most hated man in the world, you’re the dumbest.
MADONNA’S MANAGER SIGNS BABY GAGA
Showbiz heavy-hitter and Madonna’s longtime manager and confidant Guy Oseary, has scored big time by signing a management deal with web sensation Greyson Chance. After receiving over 16 million hits on You Tube from his astonishing performance of Lady Gaga’s “Paparazzi,” the twelve year- old quickly became a household name. As if Gaga’s song couldn’t get any better, this kid managed to do a rendition that had talented singers and piano players everywhere shaking their heads. If this kid can become half as successful as original You Tube it boy Justin Bieber, then he will surely be able to foot the bill for braces one day if he so needs them.
LINDSAY, WHAT A DOPE
Once again, Lindsay Lohan has gone out of her way to cause more trouble for herself. And it looks like she is about to bring her trusty lawyer down with her. TMZ is reporting that Lindsay has missed a crucial court date today and blamed it on losing her passport, therefore not being able to fly home in time to make her mandatory court appearance. This appearance stems back from her series of arrests in 2007 where she pleaded guilty to being under the influence of alcohol and cocaine, while driving recklessly. She was ordered to appear so the judge could check her probation progress. Her lawyer argued in court that Lindsay alerted French police and filed a missing passport report and “She intends to fly back from Cannes at the earliest time.” According to TMZ, French Police said they have no report of Lohan’s missing passport hence, totally contradicting what Lohan’s high profile attorney, Shawn Chapman Holley, claimed in court. It’s amazing that Lindsay’s Stilettos that she stomped around in while partying on the French Riviera weren’t stolen, considering they probably cost more than a ticket home from Cannes. And we all think she’s such a dope. Ha. I don’t see lawyer to the stars Holley, cruising around too much longer on the Lohan Titanic.
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