Cameron Douglas, the messed up son of Hollywood royalty and class act Michael Douglas, was sentenced to five years in prison for selling huge amounts of illegal drugs. He was facing up to ten years mimimum but pleaded guilty and got five. Pictured here leaving the courthouse with ex-wife and Cameron’s mom Diandra, devastated Michael along with the rest of the family including superstar wife Catherine Zeta Jones, pleaded with the judge to take leniency on his kid by showing all the good cameron is. He still got five. Douglas wrote that he has cherished weekly two-hour visits with his son over the past eight months at a Manhattan federal jail. With his son behind bars but sober, “I get to witness the wonderful young man he can be,” he wrote. The troubled son of Michael and grandson of Kirk, seemed to be on a roller coaster through the years and never able to pull himself together and take full advantage of all the incredible opportunities he had. Maybe one day he will.
5 YEARS FOR DOUGLAS KIN
RAHM FOR MAYOR
White House Current Chief of Staff, Rahm Emanuel appeared on Charlie Rose Monday night and when the long time talk show host asked, “Is there any other job in government you’d like to have?” Emanuel responded, “One day I would like to run for mayor of the City of Chicago.” This is the first time Emanuel has put on record what he wants to do after serving in the White House. Ofcourse he did say in the past that he promised Obama two years and if asked would gladly stay longer but it sounds like he is definitely considering a new future. He ended the conversation by saying, “The mayor’s a dear friend of mine, and I support him; I hope he seeks reelection — as you know, Charlie, you’ve been out to Chicago, he’s done a fabulous job . . . but if he doesn’t [run] at some point, that will be something I’ll do.” Looks like Rahm’s relatives and friends in Hollywood will be hangin’ with the future Mayor of Chi town.
TIGER’s Into The Wild
Can someone please tell Tiger Woods that he is fine and that he didn’t need rehabilitation from wanting dirty, crazy, nasty sex from every stripper in the country? Tiger, having unprotected sex repeatedly and then going home to your wife is dispicable and should warrant some type of jail term. If you want to put your life in danger and have unprotected sex than ga haed! Besides that, Tiger, baby the only thing you did wrong was not divorce your wife before you went on these lucious and exciting sexcapades. Even if you save your marriage the damage is done. Staying with Elin will not save your career. You committed adultery. There, its out in the open. You don’t need to do creepy commerials and you certainly don’t need to walk around like a broken man on the verge of tears to attempt to save your reputation as well as the reputation of Nike and whoever else you have investments with. You are a rich man. Stand up, admit fault, get divorced, pay Elin, work out a joint-custody agreement and begin to salvage the incredible golfing career you just threw in the toilet. You do not need to be married. Next.
GOSSIP GAL HANGS WITH LIZA MINNELLI
Went to opening night of Broadway’s All About Me starring Dame Edna and Michael Feinstein and the best part of the night was hanging with one of the best entertainers of all time, Liza Minnelli. It was an impromptu meeting and while we chatted about show business, my real role and purpose was shielding her from the cameras and general public while she smoked a cigarette. Of course smoking is bad and the last thing Liza needs to be doing is puffing away on a stogie, but it’s Liza Minnelli. So when she was standing next to me near the red carpet trying her hardest to bum a cig from anyone, I did what any cool chick would do who was happy to be talking to one of the all-time coolest chicks, I bummed it for her. Yeah, there was a catch. The tourist standing a few feet away smoking, who was trying his hardest to get a photo with Liza, got his photo with Liza much to her chagrin, in exchange for that valuable cigarette. She was thrilled. And she was thrilled with me so, all’s well that ends well. Liza got her cigarette, and me and the tourist got Liza.
Michelle & Barack Say Goodbye To Desiree
White House Social Secretary and Special Assistant To The President Desiree Rogers is expected to step down Friday after 25 months of planning and coordinating all social events at The White House. Rogers, who earned an MBA from Harvard Business School, and who was responsible for laying down the foundation to making the white house ‘the people’s house,” caught heat ever since fame hungry posers The Salahi’s crashed the state dinner honoring the Indian Prime Minister. Beginning immediately, she is being replaced by Julianna Smoot, who made a name for herself as a Democratic fundraiser who has worked for a who’s who of top Democrats and helped the Obama team raise more money than any campaign in American History.